Welcome to the Dark Side
Abandon Hope, All Ye Who Visit Here
Basic Shit
Facebook v.1 /
Facebook v.2 / Myspace /
Spreely page / Xanga
First Things First – If you’re looking for my genteel, nice-guy stuff, you’re looking in THE WRONG PLACE – go to one of the other pages on this site instead.
Everything posted is here for educational and informational purposes only. Don’t try this at home, kids!
The difference between the two sides of me is that the nice-guy side will kill you quick and mercifully – with a knife across the throat, or a head-shot – while my dark side will use a baseball bat, shotgun blast to the gut, that sort of thing.
That is, of course, in the rhetorical sense – I’d NEVER do that sort of thing physically. [wink][wink]
The reason that I signed up on Myspace as a comedian is that I’ve always been a sort of smart-ass (better than a dumb-ass, right?), and who knows? Maybe someone will be willing to pay me to be my natural, smart-ass self? Maybe not, but I can still hope . . . ?
For those who don’t like what I post here, guess what – there’s no right to be unoffended by what other people say, and (last time I checked), no one is forcing you to read this.
When I’m asked about my “Occupation,” I list “Various” because I’ve had a few – rabble-rouser, scofflaw, cable-access TV guru.
People I want to meet
Sluts, smart-asses, rabble-rousers, scofflaws, thrash metal fans, smugglers, protestors, revolutionaries, ethical sociopaths – the truly interesting people.
For potential girlfriends, all of the above traits would be preferable.
My Interests and Hobbies
The Seven Deadly Sins, sex, drinking, violence, breaking the law, wasting time, pissing people off, blogging, sedition and subversion
And combinations of the above activities, as applicable
Projects, Hijinks and Scandals
Don Schrader for Governor
Heil, ACORN!
My Corrective Phrenology Clinic
Personal Lifestyle Management Services
The Used Soul Exchange
Will Work For Food – Franchises Still Available!
Rot Your Brain!
Heroes of the Day
| Ali G | Bruno | Bun-bun | Frank Castle | Cthulhu | George Hayduke | Lazarus Long | ||
| Lobo | Malcolm Reynolds | Borat Sagdeev | Master Shake | Jerry Springer | V | Wade Wilson |
So what if some of the above are fictional? That doesn’t stop them from being role models of upstanding character for everyone else to follow.